So, I was just walking back from Class, and as you know, in my Village, Chickens just walk around the Courtyards and eat. They always come back to their Homes at Night, so it's nothing to really worry about. But, in China, they paint the Bases of the Trees white with some Sort of Nutrient based Paint. Apparently, to them it looks beautiful, but I think it looks terrible. Aneehyoo, I saw one Chicken on my Way back from Class that was like bathing in the Paint that had dripped on the Ground. Most of the Chickens are at least bright enough to stay away from the Paint. And sometymes they may accidentally walk through it, but I have NEVER seen a Chicken BATHING in it. It was quite funny. The retarded Thing was sitting there shoving her Face all in it and everything. Haha, it reminded me of one of my Friends, I dare not say who, cos I'm sure she wouldn't be too happy to know that I was reminded of her by a retarded Hen bathing in white Paint... Haha, anyways, I thought it was hilarious. I hope she survives her Naïveté.
sō, ī wŭz jŭst wałkĭŋ băk frŭm kłăs, ən ăz ü nō, į mī vĭłĭj, čĭkįz jŭst wałk ərønd ðə kǑtyǍdz ən ēt. ðā ałwāz kŭm băk tu ðār hōmz ăt nīt, sō ĭt's nŭþĭŋ tu rēlē wǿē əbøt. bŭt, į čīnŭ, ðā pānt ðə bāsĭz ŭv ðə trēz wīt wĭþ sŭm sǑt ŭv nutrēįt bāsd pānt. əpărəntlē, tu ðĕm ĭt löks büdĭföł, bŭt ī þĭŋk ĭt löks tārĭbəł. ănēhü, ī så wŭn čĭkį ŏn mī wā băk frŭm kłăs ðăt wŭz līk bāðĭŋ į ðə pānt ðăt hăd drĭpd ŏn ðə grønd. mōst ŭv ðə čĭkįz Ǎ ăt lēst brīt ēnŭf tu stā əwā frŭm ðə pānt. ən sŭmtīmz ðā mā ăksĭdętłē wałk þru ĭt, bŭt ī hăv |nĕvǿ| sēn ə čĭkį |bāðĭŋ| į ĭt. ĭt wŭz kwīt fŭnē. ðə rētǍdĭd þĭŋ wŭz sĭdĭŋ ðār ſŭvĭŋ hǿ fās ał į ĭt ən ĕvrēþĭŋ. haha, ĭt rēmīndĭd mē ŭv wŭn ŭv mī frędz, ī dār nŏt sā hu, kŭz ī'm ſǿ ſē wödn't bē tu hăpē tu nō ðăt ī wŭz rēmīndĭd ŭv hǿ bī ə rētǍdĭd hę bāðĭŋ į wīt pānt... haha, ănēwāz, ī þŏt ĭt wŭz hĭłărēĭs. ī hōp ſē sǿvīvz hǿ nīēvĕtā.
11 vs. 8, saved 3 Lines. :)
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